There are some humorous stories in ‘Christian circles’ (I’d thought the word ‘square’ might be more appropriate about what John Stott called the ‘dabster method’, and before that waas commonly called ‘the promise-box method’:

Like (shuts eyes and points):

‘Judas went and hanged himself’

Oops, second try:

‘Go thou and do likewise!’

Gotta do better than that:

‘What thou doest, do quickly!’

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