“I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.” — Groucho Marx

(Here’s one that everyone attributes to him, but which he denies saying: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/grouchocigar.asp

Here’s another quip that is sometimes attributed to Groucho: http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/gardener.asp )

“You’ve got the manners of a child. And I’m sure he’d like to have them back.”

-W.C. Fields.

Census collector noted woman had omitted her age from form, so requested it. Woman was reluctant to tell, but confessed she was as old as twin spinsters next door, the Misses Hill. She was thus – as old as the Hills.

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