Hymie, gets knocked down by a car. He's not seriously hurt but the passers by send for an ambulance and keep him immobile. One chap takes off his jacket and puts it under Hymie's head.

"Are you comfortable?" he asks.

Hymie shrugs and says "I make a living".

****

Two elderly Jewish men fall overboard from a cruise ship.

Hymie can't swim and Jacob is treading water, supporting his friend.

After a while, Jacob starts to get tired, and says to Hymie, "Can you float alone for a while?"

Says Hymie, "What a time to ask that!"