(From a friend's Facebook page)

"Let us take responsibility for our lives, relinquish responsibility for judging others, and humbly acknowledge our massive ignorance at all times" ~Greg Boyd

"Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God." -Karl Barth

"Doubt is the ants in the pants of faith; it keeps it awake and moving." -Frederick Buechner

Short poems are fun. You can see at a glance whether you like them or not. -Steve Turner

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" "Cross country skiing is great. . . if you live in a small country." "Everywhere is within walking distance. . . if you have the time." "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." "I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window." "I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!" "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly." "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" "What's another word for Thesaurus?" "Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories." -Steven Wright

"They say that patriotism is the last refuge To which a scoundrel clings Steal a little and they throw you in jail, Steal a lot and they make you a king." - Bob Dylan

Teen-agers are flippin' idiots! - Doug Pagitt

Ah girls, they wanna have lunch. Ah, girls just wanna have...

Thats all they really want, Some lunch. Dont ask em to dinner Or breakfast or brunch, cause girls, they wanna have lunch. -Weird Al

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." -Upton Sinclair

"Never answer an anonymous letter." -Yogi Berra

"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. " — Margaret Thatcher