I tried to be a baker because I kneaded the dough, but then I became a stand up comic. I was a loaf a minute!

I wasn’t interested in tailoring; it just seamed immaterial

My mate and I heard that the forestry ‘branch’ of the DSE was looking for tree fellers; but when we applied they wouldn’t take us on because there were only two of us.

Pat and Mick went to Centrelink looking for work. They filled out their work histories and took them to the counter. The clerk told Pat there was nothing available, but asked Mick to wait. He returned with an armful of vacany cards and, when Pat demanded to know why only one of them had any prospects, he explained: “Pat, you’re just a factory hand, but Mick here is a diesel fitter, and they are much in demand!” “Rubbish!” replied Pat. “We worked side by side in the inspection line of a panty hose factory. All he ever did was hold up each pair and say: ‘Diesel fitter!’”

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