Employee: My wife says I should ask you for a raise.
Employer: I’ll ask my wife if I can give you one.
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Why did the farmer receive an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Grandma: Were you a good girl at church today missy?
Missy : Yes I was. When the nice man offered me a whole plate of money, I said “No Thank You”.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class, “What did Jesus say about people getting married?
Little Johnny quickly answered, Jesus said, “Forgive them for know not what they are doing”.
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What was the vehicle of choice among the apostles?
A Honda….. because they were ll in one Accord.
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