1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. Do you parents know you are straight? Do your friends and/or roomates know?

6. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

7. Why do heterosexuals put so much emphasis on sex?

8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?

9. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it wise to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

10. Just what do men and women do in bed together?

11. Bearing in mind the current divorce rate, why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?

12. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

13. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?

14. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?

MeMail "Joke of the Day" is another free MeMail Publication.

To SUBSCRIBE, send an email to