10) Disney is open on Sundays.

9)Mice don't tithe.

8) Disney is anti-family: any kid given a choice of going to church or going to Disney World will choose the Mouse.

7) Almost as many people go to Disney World as to 1st Baptist Church Anytown, USA.

6) Baptists don't understand Disney movies.

5) Baptists tend to confuse heaven with Disney World.

4) The water rides don't completely immerse the patrons.

3) Baptists thought the movie was "101 Damnations."

2) Baptists think Mickey is a Jewish name; a good Baptist would be named Mike.

1) Those little talking animals are unnatural and against God's plan.