"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."

"That's right, Johnny, I did."

"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."

"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"

"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"

.....

Adam was taking a walk in the garden of Eden, having his daily chat to God. The following conversation took place:

Adam: Thank you so much for giving Eve to me. She's made such a difference in my life. I just have one question: Why did you have to make her so beautiful? I can't keep my eyes and my hands off her!

God: Well, Adam, I had to make her so beautiful so you could love her!

Satisfied with this Adam goes off to find Eve. The following day he was involved in another conversation with God.

Adam: God, I understand that you had to make Eve beautiful so I could love her, but I don't understand why you had to make her so STUPID!

God: Well, Adam, I had to make her so stupid so she could love you!!!!