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Children's Letters To God


In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? -Jane

Dear God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison

Dear God. Are you really invisible or is that just a trick -Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident. -Norma

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now? -Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil

Dear God What does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything. -Jane

Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. -Darla

FERVENT WISHES, SUGGESTIONS & COMPLAINTS

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend But I am not going to tell you who I am

Dear God Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L.

Please send me a pony I never ask for anything before you can look it up

-Bruce

Dear God, If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. -Raphael

Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Danny

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. -Peter

Dear God Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. -Sam

APPROVALS, CONFIDENCES & THANKS

Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways -Dean

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions -Ruth M.

Dear God I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying -Elliott

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

Dear God Of all the people who work for you I like Peter and John the best. -Rob

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. -Marsha

Dear God, If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. -Mickey D.

God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible Love, Chris

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God. -Charles

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. -Eugene

Dear God, I don't ever feel alone since I found out about you. -Nora--



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