I returned yesterday from a trip to New Zealand, and heard there of a pastor who'd just discovered the wonders of Windows 95's 'Find and Replace'.

So he did a wonderful Order of Service for the funeral of 'Mary', and then the following week all he had to do was find all the Mary's and replace them with 'Edna'...

But when Edna's mourners got to the Apostle's Creed and read 'Born of the virgin Edna' they all cracked up - and the pastor lost 'em for the rest of the service!