This conversation took place after a grandmother read a bedtime story to her five year old granddaughter:

Child: Grandma, it's very said about Jesus isn't it ?

Grandma: Yes, dear.

Child: They put him on a cross, didn't they ?

Grandma: Yes, dear.

Child: They used pins to stick Him on and it must have hurt an awful lot.

Grandma: Yes, darling, but God was looking after him.

Long silence.....

Child: Why didn't they use sticky tape?