~ you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible
~ you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man!!!
~ the swans in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra tasty crispy"
~ the strawberries are ripe and the cab drivers are riper
~ your pool water starts to boil in the sun
~ the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot
~ pigs complain about sweating like fat humans
~ a scalding hot shower still cools you down
~ people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames
~ a $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air conditioned restaurants
~ the politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves
~ you need a spatula to remove your clothing
~ when the beer gut doesn't keep you from wearing shorts
~ you wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather
~ you are sweating in both directions -- up and down!
~ Lawyers kill themselves because they know it's cooler in Hell
~ you are sitting inside reading these jokes