~ you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air
conditioning as much as possible
~ you’ve been getting hot flashes,
and you’re a man!!!
~ the swans in the park come in "original
recipe" and "extra tasty crispy"
~ the strawberries
are ripe and the cab drivers are riper
~ your pool water starts to
boil in the sun
~ the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are
actually hot
~ pigs complain about sweating like fat humans
~ a
scalding hot shower still cools you down
~ people walking down the
sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames
~ a $20 surcharge is added
to your bill when you eat at air conditioned restaurants
~ the
politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves
~
you need a spatula to remove your clothing
~ when the beer gut
doesn’t keep you from wearing shorts
~ you wish you had gotten the
cloth seats instead of leather
~ you are sweating in both directions
– up and down!
~ Lawyers kill themselves because they know it’s
cooler in Hell
~ you are sitting inside reading these jokes

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