A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would
like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a
nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a
few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and
a lot of fun.

He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and
if you don’t know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a
blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:

"Okay, how about this "If you don’t know the answer
you pay me only $5, but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you
$50."

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there
will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the
game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What’s the distance
from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls
out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, "What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his
laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of
Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends
he knows. All to no avail.

After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally
gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $50.

The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to
sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands
the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

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