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Three Friends Die…

Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find
themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked
a question by St. Peter.

"When you are in your casket and friends and family are
mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about
you?", asks St. Peter.

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I
was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our
children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say……
LOOK!!! HE’S MOVING!!!!!"

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