These are more serious than the light-bulb jokes. Know any more?

"He who dies with the most toys, wins"

Materialist: He who dies with the most toys, wins

Hare Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins

Saint: He who denies himself the most toys, wins

<stereotype warning>Jews: He who buys the toys at the lowest price, wins</stereotype warning>

Roman Catholics: They were our toys first

Orthodox: No they weren't, they were ours

Atheist: There is no toy maker

T-shirt slogan: He who dies with the most toys, still dies.