From: "Craig Harper" <>
Newsgroups: uk.religion.christian
Subject: Re: Men will like this  !
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 13:56:07 -0000

>TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE.....
>
>      10.  God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden
>             because men hate to ask for directions.

>

Hope no minds a similar joke.....

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked
Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give
him a companion and it would be a woman.

He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will
always agree with every decision you make.   She will bear you children and
never ask you to get up in the middle of  the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement.  She will never have a headache, and will
freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said "What can I get for a just a rib?"

The rest is history.

Craig Harper

Email:   harpercr at bp dot com
Web:    http://www.homeusers.prestel.co.uk/netsoft

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