These 17 messages have appeared on billboards and buses in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. during September, October and November. The agency in charge of the advertising campaign said an anonymous individual is footing the bill. They have caused quite a stir.

Here are the messages:

1. Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before The Game. - God

2. C'mon Over And Bring Them Kids. - God

3. What Part Of "Thou Shalt Not . . ." Didn't You Understand? - God

4. We Need To Talk. - God

5. Keep Using My Name In Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer. - God

6. Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage. - God

7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It. - God

8. I Love You . . . I Love You . . . I Love You . - God

9. Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God

10. Follow Me. - God

11. Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding. - God

12. My Way Is The Highway. - God

13. Need Directions? - God

14. You Think It's Hot Here? - God

15. Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God

16. Need A Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God

17. Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test. - God

(Contributed by Wayne Dobratz <>)