From:  (The Shadow)
Newsgroups: aus.religion.christian
Subject: Re: Belief in Santa
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1998 09:10:14 GMT

On Fri, 18 Dec 1998 11:10:47 +1100, "Bradley"
<> wrote:

>Theo Bekkers wrote in message <>...
>>Read on a joke list:
>>
>>The three ages of faith in Santa Claus.
>>
>>1) You believe in Santa Claus.
>>2) You no longer believe in Santa Claus.
>>3) You are Santa Claus.
>>Cheers
>>Theo
>
>Hehe. Reminded me of this (not a joke):
>
>The three type of faith:
>(1) You believe in God (Christian)
>(2) You no longer believe in God (Athiest)
>(3) You are God (New Ager)
>--
>
Or Theology of Dogs and Cats

A dog says;

1. They bring me food;

2. They give me love and affection;

3. They must be gods.

A cat says:

1. They bring me food;

2. They give me love and affection;

3. I must be god.


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