Letters to a pastor

Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours
sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good
boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon
about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson

Dear Pastor, I’m sorry I can’t leave more money in the plate, but my father
didn’t give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in
my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church
every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother
won’t be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved
it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more
important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely,
Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to
California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City

Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love,
Ellen, age 9. Athens

Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God’s
help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don’t
think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age
10, South Pasadena

Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely,
Christopher. Age 9, Titusville

Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my
class. Carla. Age 10, Salina

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.
Ralph, Age 11, Akron

Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you
tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9,
Lewiston

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