A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he
loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died
so Muldoon went to the parish priest:
“Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the
creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I am so very sorry to hear about your dog’s death.
But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However,
there’s a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe
they’ll do something for the animal.”
Muldoon said, “I’ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for
the service?”
Father Patrick: “Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?!”
Credit: John Gaw
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