Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at
the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates
only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"? The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when
everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..." "Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other
place!" replies St. Peter. He turns to the second blond, and asks her the same
question: "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up
a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the on the pearly
gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in
the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven. He then peers over his glasses at
the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"? The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know
what Easter is." "Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration
of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was
later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans
took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of
thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was
buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St Peter smiled broadly with delight. The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that
Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of
winter."
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