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The Lawyer And The Grasshopper

A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto
accident. He rushed over, started handing out business
cards, and said, “I saw the whole thing. I’ll take either
side.”


A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to
order a drink. The bartender says “You know, we have a drink
named after you?

The grasshopper replies, “Really! You have a drink named
Eddie?”

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