A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd
is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the
weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but
naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.
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