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Catholic Baptism

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father
and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for
it?”

“I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we
have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all
of our guests.”

“I don’t mean that,” the priest responded. “I mean, are you prepared
spiritually?”

“Oh, sure,” came the reply. “I’ve got a keg of beer and a case of
whiskey.”

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