Blonde on a Diet

A blonde woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why,
that’s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The woman nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that
third day." "From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

——————-

At The Construction Site

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men
walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?" The man said, "I’ll
go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh… I’d better go check."

After awhile, the blond returned to the office and said, "A long time. We’re gonna
build a house."

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