In honor of Judge Kevin Parker’s comment that the fate suffered by a 14 year old
torture and murder victim "..could have been much worse", here are some thoughts
about judges: -
Q. Why is an Australian Judge like a dyslexic?
A. Because they both stuff up their sentences.
Q. Why is an Australian Judge like a drunk?
A. Because his judgement suffers from too many years at the bar.
Q. Why is an Australian Judge like Old Sydney Town?
A. Because both offer a variety of 18th-century views.
Q. Why do people address Judges as "the bench"?
A. Because they’re both about as sensitive as a block of wood.
Q. Why is an Australian judge like Haley’s Comet?
A. Because they’ve both spun out of touch with the real world.
Q. How many Australian judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None – the judiciary hasn’t changed anything in years.
Q. What happens to a judge who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet with no parachute?
A. Who cares?
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