A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally,
after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest
frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the
ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE!!!!!!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and
began to cut another hole in the ice. Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her
stool, and tried again to cut her hole in the ice.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, this is the Ice-Rink Manager."

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