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Be A Kid Again...

~ Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.

~ Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces.~ Sing into your hairbrush.

~ Grow a milk mustache.~ Smile back at the man in the moon.

~ Read the funnies--throw the rest of the paper away.

~ Dunk your cookies.

~ Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.

~ Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach.

~ Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself.

~ Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.

~ Change into some play clothes.

~ Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.

~ Have a staring contest with your cat.

~ Eat ice cream for breakfast.

~ Kiss a frog, just in case.

~ Give someone a "hug-around-the-neck."

~ Blow the wrapper off a straw.

~ Refuse to eat crusts.

~ Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no."

~ Watch TV in your pajamas.

~ Ask "Why?" a lot

~ Have someone read you a story.

~ Eat dessert first.

~ Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don't match.

~ Sneak some frosting off a cake.

~ Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument."

~ Do a cartwheel.

~ Get someone to buy you something you don't really need.

~ Hide your vegetables under your napkin.

~ Stay up past your bedtime.

~ Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess.

~ Wear red gym shoes.

~ Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake.

~ Put way too much sugar on your cereal.

~ Play a song you like really loud, over and over.

~ Find some pretty stones and save them.

~ Let the string all the way out on your kite.

~ Walk barefoot in wet grass.

~ Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner.

~ Count the colors in a rainbow.

~ Fuss a little, then take a nap.

~ Take a running jump over a big puddle.

~ Eat dinner at the coffee table.

~ Giggle a lot for no real reason.



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