Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself.

However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while the scientist was well received
and respected.

Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw his clone off the roof of the
laboratory; killing the clone.

He was arrested by the local police for… making an obscene clone fall.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it
sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

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