Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and
smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large "BOOM".

When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red figure complete with
horns, pitchfork and tail.

Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors, trampling each other in
their rush to get away.

Satan watched the retreat with great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of
one man still lounging comfortably in his pew.

"Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered.

The man’s reply was nonchalant, "Sure I do."

Satan was puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

The man snorted, "What for? I been married to your sister for 35 years!"

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