A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On
the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of
the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell,
and say, "Here’s your husband!"

The man’s wife says, "Where’s his wheelchair?"

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