An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was
there, she stated, "I’d like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs.
Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control
pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control
pills help you to sleep?"

The old lady replied, "I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep
better at night."

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