Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?

A. Well, most people think of Zacchaeus (Luke 19:3;) but what about Knee-high-miah (Nehemiah 1:1) or Bildad the Shoe-height (Job 2:11.) Actually, the shortest man in the Bible *must* have been Peter -- he slept on his watch! (Matthew 26:40.)

Q. Who was the most successful investor in the Bible?

A. Noah: he floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the best actor in the Bible?

A. Samson: he brought the house down.

Q. What illness claimed Samson's life?

A. Fallen arches.

Q. Who is the first person mentioned in the Bible?

A. Chap 1.