Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and Princess Diana all arrive at the gates of heaven at the same time.

Saint Peter looks at them and says 'We've had a busy day today and I'm working on a quota. I'll only be able to let one of you in today so you'll each have to justify why it should be you.'

He looks at Freddie Mercury who says 'When I was on the Earth, I was a bit of a lad but I gave the world music. When I get inside these gates I will give you music more beautiful than you've ever heard before.'

'Mmm, not bad' says St Peter and looks at Versace 'What about you?'

Versace says 'The clothes you wear here are terrible. I am a top designer and I will give you clothes that are wonderful. You will be able to relax and feel comfortable and yet they will still have a heavenly quality.'

'Excellent' says St Peter. 'What about you?' he asks, looking at Diana.

'Start flirting with me' says Diana. St Peter's a bit startled but walks up to her, and smacks her on the bottom. Diana flushes bright red from head to toe.

'That's it' says St Peter. 'She's coming in'.

'Hang on' say Mercury and Versace 'What sort of a justification is that?'

'Oh come on boys' says St Peter 'Even you should know that a Royal Flush always beats two queens!'