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The lady lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client: “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man. There’s so much to say that is good: he never beat his mother; he was always kind to little children; he never did a dishonest thing in his life; he has always lived by the golden rule; he is a model of everything decent, forthright, and honest. Everyone loves him and. . . “
Her client leaned over to a friend and said, “How do you like that bitch? I pay her good dough to defend me, and she’s telling the jury about some other guy.”
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