One day a man called the church office. He said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”
The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, “I’m sorry, who?”
The caller repeated, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”
She said, “Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but I prefer that you not refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough’!”
To this the man replied, “Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the building fund….”
To this the secretary quickly responded “Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!”
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