During one of the tensest moments of a murder movie, an elderly gentleman groped for something on the theatre floor. He was greatly disturbing the lady in the next seat, to the point where she finally inquired testily, "What have you lost?"

"A caramel," said the man.

"You're going to all this bother for a measly caramel?" she asked.

"Yes," was the reply. "My teeth are in it." - Christian Clippings