* Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them.

* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

* Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

* Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

* Forbidden fruits create many jams.

* God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called

* God grades on the cross, not the curve.

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”

* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

* He who angers you, controls you!

* If God is your Copilot – swap seats!

* Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

* Prayer: Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!

* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

* The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

* We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

* You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him or her.

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