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M R Ducks

M R Not

M R Too

C M Wangs

L I B...M R Ducks

M R Mice

M R Not

S A R...C M E D B D Feet?

L I B...M R Mice!

M R Puppies

M R Not

O S A R...C M P N?

L I B...M R Puppies.

M R Farmers.

M R Not!

O S A R...C M M T Pockets?

L I B...M R Farmers.

=== Translation Follows ===

M R Ducks = Them Are Ducks M R Not = Them Are Not M R Too = Them Are Too C M Wangs = See Them Wings L I B...M R Ducks = Well I Be - Them Are Ducks

M R Mice = Them Are Mice M R Not = Them Are Not S A R...C M E D B D Feet? = Yes They Are - See Them Iddy Biddy Feet ? L I B...M R Mice! = Well I Be - Them Are Mice

M R Puppies = Them Are Puppies M R Not = Them Are Not O S A R...C M P N? - Oh Yes They Are - See Them Peeing? L I B...M R Puppies. = Well I Be - Them Are Puppies

M R Farmers = Them Are Farmers M R Not = Them Are Not O S A R...C M M T Pockets? = Oh Yes They Are - See Them Empty Pockets ? L I B...M R Farmers = Well I Be - Them Are Farmers