“Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir,” urged the street vendor. “I haven’t got a wife,” replied the young man. “Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart.” “I don’t have a sweetheart, either.” “Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck.”
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