A lawyer, a cartographer, and a doctor were having a theological debate. Each was arguing that God was a member of his profession. “Remember,” said the doctor, “that the first thing God did was to bring Adam and Eve into the world; He must be a doctor — indeed, an obstetrician.”
“Nonsense,” said the cartographer. “BEFORE God created Adam and Eve, He separated the seas from the land and brought order out of chaos; He must be a cartographer.”
“Yes,” said the lawyer quietly, “but who do you think created the chaos?”
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