A young bachelor goes through the checkout line at the grocery store with: A can of corn, an can of green beans, 6 TV dinners, a quart of milk, and a six pack of beer. The cashier tells the man, “I’ll bet you are single.” The man replies, “Can you tell that just by the type and size of the items I have purchased?” “No”, she replies, “It is because you are damned ugly and your breath smells like manure!”
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