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Adam And Eve

* God made Adam & He rested. Then he made Eve. Since then — No one’s rested !

* Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn’t talk about his Mother’s cooking, and Eve couldn’t mention all the men she could/should have married.

* Guys, the next time your wife bests you in an argument. Look at her evenly & calmly say, “Ya’ know… sometimes I think I’d rather have my rib back.

* God was wise in making Adam first. Had He made Eve first, He’d still be “fixing things” Eve wanted changed in man.

* Contrary to popular belief, it wasn’t the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.

* Just think. When Eve said she had nothing at all to wear — She meant it !

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