A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One goober walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
“Alright. How long do you need them?” asked the clerk.
The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.”
After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
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