If Biblical Headlines were written by Today’s Liberal Media
On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
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On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
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On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY 400 Killed
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On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
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On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
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On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR’S PRACTICE RUINED “Faith Healer” Causes Bankruptcy
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On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN’S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE Local Farmer’s Investment Lost
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On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK Will Reading to be Delayed
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