Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game

-God

C’mon over and bring the kids.

-God

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand?

-God

We need to talk..

-God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.

-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

-God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it.

-God

I love you and you and you and you and…

-God

Will the road you’re on get you to my place?

-God

Follow me.

-God

Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding.

-God

My way is the highway.

-God

Need directions?

-God

You think it’s hot here?

-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

-God

Do you have any idea where you’re going?

God

Don’t make me come down there.

God

Related Articles:

• Humo[u]r
• Humo[u]r
• ATHEIST HOLY DAY :-)
• Humo[u]r (corny :-)
• Creative words (this list is not for wowsers…)

This work, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Australia License.