Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game

-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.

-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?

-God

We need to talk..

-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.

-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.

-God

I love you and you and you and you and...

-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?

-God

Follow me.

-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

-God

My way is the highway.

-God

Need directions?

-God

You think it's hot here?

-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?

God

Don't make me come down there.

God