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Give A Man A Fish

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day;

Give him bad religion, and he’ll starve to death, while praying for a fish.

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Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day;

teach a man to fish, and he will sit it a boat drinking beer all day.

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Give a man fire and he is warm for the day.

Set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Give a man a fish,

and give a woman a cheese.

Better yet, teach her how to make cheese.

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