Signs on business that are humorous!

Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a military hospital-door to colonoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: " 7 days without pizza makes one weak."