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Blessings

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He finished with the Latin phrase,

"Tuti Hominous" - Blessed be mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They commented that the Pope blessed all mankind, but not womankind.

So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Hominous et tuti Feminous" - Blessed be mankind and womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could also bless 'gay' people.

The Pope said, 'Sure.'

The next day, he concluded his sermon with : "Tuti Homenous

et "Tuti Feminous

et "Tuti Fruity."

_____________________________ Graeme Hunt http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~invictus



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